Parenthood myths

This article is a somewhat lighthearted departure for me, but I do think it exemplifies some of the mythical expectations new parents hold when they are preparing to bring a baby home. Can you identify with any of these? http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/baby/life-with-a-baby/10-things-i-thought-about-motherhood-before-i-actually-became-a-mum-20170323-gv4l43.html